Tuesday, April 21, 2009

For Other Right-Wing Terrorists.. You Know, VETERANS !


MAKING A TIMER IS EASIER THAN MANY PEOPLE MAY THINK.

THE ONLY THINGS YOU WILL NEED ARE:

1. A CLOCK WITH HANDS
2. WIRE
3. A BATTERY
4. SOME FILAMENT WIRE

FIRST, IF THE CLOCK HAS A PLASTIC COVER OVER THE FACE,
BREAK IT OFF.
WHAT YOU DO NOW IS TAKE TWO LONG WIRES AND ATTACH ONE TO THE
MINUTE HAND OR HOUR HAND (NOT BOTH) AND THE OTHER
PERPENDICULAR TO THE FACE.
THE PURPOSE HERE IS TO SHORT OUT THE WIRES AS THE
HANDS SWING AROUND TO THE DESIRED TIME.

ONCE YOU HAVE THIS DONE, SOLDER ONE WIRE TO THE
POSITIVE (+) END OF THE BATTERY,
FILAMENT WIRE TO THE NEGATIVE (-) END OF THE BATT.
AND THE OTHER WIRE TO THE OTHER END OF THE FILAMENT WIRE.

NOW, WHEN THE DESIRED TIME COMES UP,
THE WIRES WILL SHORT OUT,
HEATING THE FILAMENT WIRE AND BURNING WHATEVER FUSE YOU MAY
HAVE ON IT LEADING TO THE EXPLOSION OF YOUR FAVORITE
FIRECRACKER.


At most, this should only take 15 minutes.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

TIMETIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO NATO

NATO Rescues Hostages and Releases Pirates

"The commandos briefly detained and questioned the seven gunmen, he told Reuters, but had no legal power to arrest them. "NATO does not have a detainment policy. The warship must follow its national law," he said."

I keep waiting for the punch line but it never comes.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Looking for Work

As everyone from Homeland Security probably already knows (I'm sure that being a veteran has me on some anti-American list), I am a veteran with advanced marine electronics training and I am willing to use the skills.
Being a Catholic and pro-life 'extremist' (I once attended a rally) AND a registered Republican (I paid my yearly dues) I am sure some right wing extremist group can use my skills for anti-American or even anti-CNN activities.
I'm looking for an employer not connected to such patriots as George Soros, Nancy Pelosi, George Murtha, Harry 'White Flag' Reid or any of the 20 or so newly appointed Obama Czars (the Russian equal of Caesar who are making an end around the Constitution)
Rev. Jackson and Al Sharpton need not inquire also.
Qualifications:
Belief in capitalism over socialism
Against Income Redistribution
Pro-Israel
Pro-Second Amendment (actually you can say our entire Constitution)
Pro Enforced Immigration Laws and Secure Borders
Anti-Welfare State
Tired of bailouts for industries using unsound economic principles.
Other qualifications upon request.

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