For Other Right-Wing Terrorists.. You Know, VETERANS !

MAKING A TIMER IS EASIER THAN MANY PEOPLE MAY THINK.

THE ONLY THINGS YOU WILL NEED ARE:

1. A CLOCK WITH HANDS
2. WIRE
3. A BATTERY
4. SOME FILAMENT WIRE

FIRST, IF THE CLOCK HAS A PLASTIC COVER OVER THE FACE,
BREAK IT OFF.
WHAT YOU DO NOW IS TAKE TWO LONG WIRES AND ATTACH ONE TO THE
MINUTE HAND OR HOUR HAND (NOT BOTH) AND THE OTHER
PERPENDICULAR TO THE FACE.
THE PURPOSE HERE IS TO SHORT OUT THE WIRES AS THE
HANDS SWING AROUND TO THE DESIRED TIME.

ONCE YOU HAVE THIS DONE, SOLDER ONE WIRE TO THE
POSITIVE (+) END OF THE BATTERY,
FILAMENT WIRE TO THE NEGATIVE (-) END OF THE BATT.
AND THE OTHER WIRE TO THE OTHER END OF THE FILAMENT WIRE.

NOW, WHEN THE DESIRED TIME COMES UP,
THE WIRES WILL SHORT OUT,
HEATING THE FILAMENT WIRE AND BURNING WHATEVER FUSE YOU MAY
HAVE ON IT LEADING TO THE EXPLOSION OF YOUR FAVORITE
FIRECRACKER.

At most, this should only take 15 minutes.