Official Announcement

>Urgent Message:
>
> The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
> from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the
> government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts
> production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and
> gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
>
>
> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!