Hail to the Chief

With apologies to innocent bulls everywhere, John Kerry's latest rant is bull bleep of the sort found only in padded institutions built to contain out- of -touch liberals.

In Detroit to beg for votes for a colleague, Kerry had the unmitigated gall to say that the current crisis in the Middle East would not have happened had he, John F. Kerry, been president.

Would that be president of the US, Mr. Unfit for Command?

Or president of Hizbull, a more fitting post for your meager mind and anti-American heart?

Hizbull says it all about the man the American people had the good sense to reject just two years ago.

But maybe Kerry has a point.

Had John Kerry been elected US president in 2004, by now:

-Jews from Israel would be providing the sharks of the Mediterranean with snacks...kosher snacks, of course.

-There would be no Israel-Lebanon war, because there would be no Israel!

-Hizbull would occupy Detroit, MI.

-Osama bin Laden's likeness would grace the new $1.50 cent postage stamp for regular mail

-Arabic would be the official language of the US

-The Koran would have replaced the constitution

-Islam would be the official religion of the US,

And John F. Kerry would be the mullah in charge.

Thanks anyway, John F. Kerry!