Thursday, May 24, 2007

Good Muslims Kill

"Did you think that you would enter Paradise and receive My reward before I tested you so that I might know who is loyal?" Ishaq:394

And apparently it doesn't matter who they kill...even other Muslims.

The conflict began when early in the morning of May 22 the Lebanese Army tried to attack an apartment in Tripoli, working out a version that connects the recent robbery of a bank with a group of radical Islamists known as “Fath al-Silam”. The group responded with an attack on army positions around the refugee camp. Despite the fact that the organization has some 200 members, “Fath al-Islam” is involved at least in a series of blasts, which took place in Christian districts of Lebanon during recent years.

The leader of extremists Shaker Absi assures that he is loyal to Usama bin Laden. In other words, collisions in the north of Lebanon show that “Al-Qaida” managed to penetrate even this part of Mediterranean region, which up to this moment was known for its moderate Islam and religions tolerance.

Lebanon’s defence minister told Islamic militants holed up in a "Palestinian" refugee camp on Wednesday after three days of fierce fighting with the army that they must surrender or else.

“The army will not negotiate with Fatah al-Islam, which has two choices: either surrender or the army will take the military option,” Elias Murr said in an interview on Arabic satellite channel Al-Arabiya.

At the heart of this conflict, as in every single area of explosive friction in the Middle East, is the determination of Muslim radicals to make Islamic rule the law of the land.

The leader of Fatah al-Islam, the Palestinian Shaker al-Absi, has clearly spelled out his goals. His first order of business, he told Reuters, is instituting Islamic law among Palestinian refugees in Lebanon.

It doesn't seem to matter whether or not the refugees are alive.


At 3:18 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

And who's bankrolling these guys, AC?

Why - none other than... wait for it...

Sa'ad Hariri - billionaire lapdog of Uncle Sam - and Sam's pals the Saudis.

Wait!? Didn't our Uncle Sam work with the Saudis to create alCIAda this way?


Following Apartheid Israel's devastating defeat against the Lebanese Resistance last summer, the decision to bankroll Sunni death squads is simply Uncle Sam's revised plan of attack against Hizbullah.

With Apartheid Israel utterly impotent, Sam's going to try to foment Civil War there, too. On the ropes in Iraq, Lebanon may be the 'All In' moment for Uncle Sam.

At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Pseudostinians don't need Uncle Sam to start a civil war... they're so busy fighting over the right to skim protection money out of UN welfare payments to losers and Israeli charity (ala Yesmassah Arafat) they've forgotten about their sacred brotherhood in the rush to max out their Swiss Bankaccounts.

I think even the Godfather's mordida was less than what these Bozo's take. And the Corleones actually provided protection.

At 5:37 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Financing or no financing, Muslims wage tribal warfare. Some 14 centuries of that!

At 8:53 PM, Blogger John Brown said...


Zionism blinds you, friend.

I never pointed a finger at Apartheid Israel.

They're too busy raping women, losing wars, and running away from their stolen land to be bothered with this right now.

They've got bigger problems.

At 8:55 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Kill anyone today, CHEESEBURGER ZIONIST?

Did the drooling man-zombie Sharon?

At 3:30 AM, Blogger John Brown said...


Why does Uncle Sam massacre people in larger numbers than anyone on earth?

Do sky goblins tell him that good sky-goblin worshipers kill?

At 3:44 AM, Blogger Jay Tuch said...

It never did matter to the Pals if they themselves lived or long as they took others with them.

Wherever in the world this cursed lot find themselves, death is not too far behind.

Funny how much play this story has gotten in the MSM, yet nobody asks why Lebanon has kept Palestinian "refugees" imprisoned for 60 years.

Only if Israel is in the picture does the world care about Palestinian "rights".

At 7:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a load of crap. "Why does Uncle Sam massacre people in larger numbers than anyone on earth?"

You and YOUR commie friends hold that title HANDS DOWN! USSR/ China/ Korea/ Vietnam/ Cambodia and NOW the Middle East. Hundreds of MILLIONS of dead...

When Uncle Gorby when tits-up in '89, the ME COMINTERN network immediately when "Islamic". This war is nothing more than America having to clean up the mess the Russian commies left behind when their empire collapsed. In fact, Uncle Sam's Iraqi body would get added to THE COMMIE TOTALS if the world had an honest book-keeper!!!!!!!!

At 7:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and speakin' of sky goblin's do you worship the GLOBAL WARMING Boogeyman, too, brownie?

At 9:49 AM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

good work AC..there is no rhyme or reason to madness however and all the political analysis in the universe wont change that!

At 12:21 PM, Blogger John Brown said...


The "Global Warming" industry is a shell game created by PR firms to conceal the fact that Big Capital's Eco-terrorists (Monsanto, DOW Chemical, ConAgra, etc.) have raped the world since Bacon's time.

Such plunder of the planet has no historical precedent, and, in a capitalist system individuals and entities bear SPECIFIC responsibility.

But that's not how capitalism really works. Individual blame for environmental destruction doesn't interest the "Global Warming" industry any more than imperialist monetary policy matters to ruthless hacks like Bono.

So instead of prosecuting Monsanto for defoliating the Amazon or DOW Chemical for Napalm, the 'Global Warming' industry blames everyone equally.

That's how capitalism works: the legal system and propaganda privatize wealth & socialize blame.

At 12:34 PM, Blogger John Brown said...


Three questions:

1. From where did the Palestinian refugees come in the first place?

2. Why haven't they been allowed to return to the land of their birth?

3. What is al-Nakba?

At 1:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, you have some very illogical conspiracies there J Brown.
I'll pick just one-
'Uncle Sam bankrolled the Nazi rise to power.'
Where on earth did deduce this from?
Why would America and it's allies want to crush the Nazi war machine if they bankrolled it?
Doesn't make sense.
You do know what Hitler believed in right?

silly man


At 5:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn brownie,

Corporations didn't defoliate the rainforest, greedy little indiginous natives did. And they didn't use American chemicals to do it, they used a little know cave man invention called "fire" to slash and burn the place down. Once they raised a single crop, they just hacked out another 20 acres the next year. You ought to have those monkeys arrested and hauled into Eco-Court someplace.

Modern agriculture is the best thing that ever happened to this planet. So wake up and smell the ethanol!

...or are you just retarded?

At 5:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uncle Sam genocided 25M in North America? LOL!

The damn Iroquis conquered all the tribes east of the Missippi in the 1600's before the first white man even left his fur trading post in Albany. Then the Iroquois went back to the Ohio/Great Lakes region and kicked the Huron's asses, since they're the bastards that had kicked the Iroquois out of Canada in the 1500's when the French sold the Huron their first firearms.

In other words, brownie, the indigenous people of North America wiped each other out. Whitey just "swept up" after them.

You ought to actually crack a real history book every now and again brownie. You'll never know what you might actually learn. Then people won't come to believe you're just a commie chump that'll buy any sob story the Disinformatza Ministry is spinning that week.

At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

brown-eye is so consumed by hatred he believes every bit of anti-white propaganda that ever came down the pike. I can't figure out why he's still in this country. If I hated a country and it's people as much as he does, I would leave for, say cuba, venezuela, or maybe the land of his ancestors. Hey brownie, why didn't you address what Jungle Mom wrote instead of trying to change the subject? I'm sure you've studied all those hate-filled verses in your mosque.

At 8:56 PM, Blogger nanc said...

because he's a welfare case, kev - plain and simple - he's running skeeeert - afraid the right thing may be done.

pitiful, really.

before i go - a good memorial day weekend to all who have or ever will serve our nation. thank you.


At 6:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys should cut brownstain some slack. Hugo Chavez just shut down his favorite television station and so he no longer receives any news that isn't "Hugo approved" anti-American commie propaganda.

At 7:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would he do that?

At 2:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hugo Chavez is like any other South American caudillo (dictator). He only worries about appearances. And if his government doesn't "look good" all the time, then people simply aren't allowed to look... they have to wait for Chavez to show them the "good" pictures.

You can tell whether or not you live in a free country by the number of grumblers like "brownie" you hear. Our country has a lot of them. In Venezuela, they shut the grumblers down or arrest them.

Of course, even in a democracy you have to censor the extremists. Extremists like brownstain don't have the good sense necessary not to cuss in front of young children. They'd also like to cause a lot of needless deaths... like shouting, "Fire!" into crowded theaters.

At 5:54 PM, Blogger Rita Loca said...

Farmer John, Speaking of Chavez, We are in the midst of some difficult times this weekend here.

At 5:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for drawing my attention to the protests over the midnight shutdown of RCTV in Caracas by Hugo Chavez, jm. Our friend john brown likes to hold up Venezuela as a model of progressive enlightenment and freedom. I try and remind him that we've seen this form of progress before, Germany in the 30's comes to mind. But there is no cure for terminal utopian stupidity.

At 5:52 AM, Blogger John Brown said...

xComrade Chavez and I differ on this:

Back in 2002, when RCTV played a central role in the coup against Chavez that dissolved the Parliament, Supreme Court, and cabinet, I said that every executive in the company should be jailed.

Or shot in the head.

Boo Hoo! A handful of Vanilla Sam's handpicked coup-plotting lackeys no longer run a TV station in Venezuela.

I'm sure they'll end up in Miami throwing a welcoming party for Luis Posada Carilles!

At 8:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean after Chavez had already called a "Constitutional Convention" and packed it with his "hack supporters", rewritten the Venezuelan Constitution to create his Bolivarian Republic, extended his own term of office, fired and replaced the entire judiciary, and "ruled by decree" for a whole year, the people finally had suffered enough and decided to hold a two-day strike? How dastardly the RCTV folks were for calling for a protest!

Then Hugo showed the world what life in the Bolivarian paradise was to be all about... whoever has the guns, rules!

At 9:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and cut off all alternative information sources...

At 9:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

RCTV goes off the air tonight at midnight... it's a little hard to run a democracy without allowing the people to have access to any information, isn't it johnnie boy?

But then, a democracy is NOT what Hugo ever had in mind.

At 9:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 9:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try asking Pablo Medina... a Venezuelan Candidate about a reporter who got a little to close to the truth about Chavez, what he thinks about the importance of freedom of the press to a democracy. Oh, that's right, you can't. Chavez took john brown's advice, and had the reporter "disappeared".

At 11:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A handful of Vanilla Sam's handpicked coup-plotting lackeys...

That's the most ridiculous charge... hearing rumours of a possible future coup attempt and deciding how to react to it is HARDLY hand-picking the coup plotters.

You really should stear clear of exaggeration, jb... the facts are all out and even wiki-able. But then, baseless exaggerations is your forte, isn't it?

At 2:49 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Do you really believe that Uncle Sam had nothing to do with the coup? Wow! That just shows that anyone can choose to remain ignorant about anything with a persistent will and a passionate devotion to any silly thing uttered by professional liars!

Good work.

Incidentally, what did RCTV do when the people who elected Comrade Chavez to the presidency took to the streets to demand Uncle Sam's wanna-be Pinochet''s return him to power?

They showed Pretty Woman on loop.

On the day of Uncle Sam's coup, RCTV was reporting a different tale. "We had a deadly weapon: the media. And now that I have the opportunity, let me congratulate you," coup-plotting Vice-Admiral Victor Ramírez Pérez said on RCTV.

Staging a military coup, kidnapping the President, and replacing them with a CIA lackey who then dissolves the government and Supreme Court wins a man 9oz. of lead in the back of the skull as far as I'm concerned.

You may disagree in this case, but that only makes you a hypocrite.

At 3:06 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

It's funny to me, FJ, that you get so worked up about what Comrade Chavez has done legally and with the overwhelming consent of the Venezuelan people, but you emit nary a whimper with Uncle Sam carpet-bombing civilians, murdering journalists, and torturing people on a whim.

Finally: who the hell are these Ahmed Chalabi wanna-be's whose clips you keep posting. These clowns just ran away to Miami where they can hang with SOA terrorists like Luis Posada Carilles.

But don't worry: soon RCTV will re-open under new management, and we'll see more than Pretty Women when news is made.

At 3:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oooh, how evil... Pretty Woman on a loop. Shut them down or shoot them in the back of the head! LOL!

Uncle Sam's involvement in the "coup" was fully investigated. Result... no connection. Just Chavez's claim that he had a US ship on radar. Again, LOL!

Now connect a few of your non-sequitors with some proof. Or the hypocrite is still you. Allegations do not a case make.

At 3:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the overwhelming will of the Venezuelan people was denied by Chavez's election fraud. The Constitution's election procedures weren't followed. The precinct reports and ballots didn't even come close to matching anywhere in the country.

And is Carilles the ONLY sustainable gripe against America you've got? You've brought him up three times now. The US isn't going to turn him over for torture by Chavez. Sorry.

At 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Course you don't complain about Chavez committing a coup or dissolving the Supreme Court... but he's done all that and more. I guess, just so long as the "Socialists" win, the means are unimportant.

It's all in the ends, right?

At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


Yeah, I think we've got you pegged.

At 3:32 PM, Blogger Purple Avenger said...

Why does Uncle Sam massacre people in larger numbers than anyone on earth?

That would be other than the commies right? What was Uncle Joe's tally? Some 20M I believe. The Russians are still finding his mass graves whenever there's a big construction project somewhere.

At 3:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course, proof of the election fraud was being broadcast on RCTV until Chavez's goons went in and pulled the plug that night Pable Medina was on...

And now they've pulled the plug, PERMANENTLY.

I guess Hugo's running scared the truth will get out.

He's afraid the truth of his illegitimacy will get out...

At 4:09 PM, Blogger Rita Loca said...

I live in a socialist paradise! what fun we have! The only thing lacking is...beef, chicken, eggs, milk, butter, rice, cooking oil, and medication! Oh and hospitals and schools and housing! Other than that...all is good!

At 4:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's price controls for you, jm. Hugo Chavez says you've got to sell all those "commodities" for less then it costs to produce them...

See jb & mr. ducky, that is what happens when you try and separate "production" from "distribution". You end up with, unsurprisingly, nothing!

btw - Chavez isn't completely stupid. He's going to use RCTV's station facilities and equipment to establish a "Public" television station.

Re-education is going to be a very necessary industry over the next coupla years in Venezuela. It takes a while to "unlearn" the people mathematics so that you can sell things for less money than it takes to produce them.

At 4:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If oil prices ever drop, I'd certainly hate to be a Venezuelan. And I've got a feeling that when that eventually happens, Hugo's going to last be seen standing in front of a wall smoking a cigarette...

At 6:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chavez got re-elected the same way Syria's Assad just got re-elected. Just oppress the opposition and prevent their message from being broadcast on independent television stations like RCTV.

At 6:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Assad is even MORE popular and legitimate than Chavez. Assad got 100% of the popular vote! < /sarcasm>

At 8:54 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

From that link about Assad: But the country's tiny opposition boycotted the voting, saying Syrians should have a choice in who governs them. Critics of Assad's government accuse him of rampant corruption, mass arrests and clamping down on pro-democracy activists, though many are fearful of openly expressing dissent.

Iran is having elections in another two years. I doubt that we can expect different behavior from Ahmadinejad.

At 8:57 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

If Fidel Castro has any cognitive brain cells left, he must be so proud of Chavez.

At 10:33 AM, Blogger elmers brother said...

AC off topic but thanks for your service and God Bless the US Coast Guard!

At 12:34 PM, Blogger liberal white boy said...

Let us all bow our heads and say a word of prayer for those murdered on the USS Liberty almost 40 years ago, on this Memorial day.

At 1:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and Beirut in 1983, in Somalia in '93, In Kuwait/Iraq in '91 and the latest, in from Iraq 2003-7.

And God bless ALL American forces who served and died in the defense of small "l" liberty, world-wide!

At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now Hugo Chavez is going after the LAST remaining TV station, GLOBOVISION. RCTV wasn't enough. Now he's claiming that GLOBOVISION is inciting assassination attempts...


Expose the TYRANT!

At 5:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The SOS is being sent from Venezuela. Don't you hear it???

At 7:34 AM, Blogger American Crusader said...

Be easy on John Brown today. Camp Casey is closing and he needs to find a new home.
Questions unanswered:
Where did the Palestinian refugees come in the first place?
The majority came from Jordan and and Syria. Arafat came from Egypt, the land of his birth. Palestinians are Arabs, not the descendents of the Canaanites. During the British mandate alone, more than 100,000 Arabs emigrated from neighboring countries and
are today falsely considered Palestinians.
No serious historian questions the more than 3,000-year-old Jewish
connection to the Land of Israel, or the modern Jewish people's relation to the
ancient Hebrews.
Moving on to Chavez, isn't it funny that he will finance Comrade Danny Glover's movie while at the same time, shutting down TV stations in his home country?
Is his hold on Venezuela so precarious that he must silence any dissent?
The President has become a totalitarian dictator.

At 10:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and I like Danny Glover movies. Why should I have to waste all my money on the peasants? A guy is intitled to have a little fun with his money, ain't he? Besides, who's gonna tell me different and how are they going to complain? Once I take down Globovision/CNN, I control ALL the media! LOL!

At 10:24 AM, Blogger American Crusader said...

Hugo...just curious but how do you resolve the inherent differences between Communism and National Socialism?

At 10:36 AM, Blogger Gayle said...

I appreciate John Brown calling me "dumb". Coming from him I consider it a compliment. :)

At 2:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


How does everyone resolve it? With a gun, of course!

At 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you stretch left and right far enough... eventually you create a circle.

At 2:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I simply chose to live at that point. What makes it work, is that I get to aim that point wherever I want. And I don't even have to pull the trigger!

At 2:46 PM, Blogger American Crusader said...


At 4:51 PM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

just popped in to say howdy AC!

At 6:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

please check your e-mail.

At 8:38 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Hey Hugo,

What's it like trying to govern your country with Uncle Sam trying to bankroll treason?

At 8:47 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Hey Hugo,

You recently said Boy George was "more dangerous than a monkey with a razor blade."

Does this have anything to do with the holocaust his government has committed in Iraq?

Or because of his propensity to steal elections and rig the judiciary?

Or because of his funding for the drug-running narcoterrorist President of Colombia on your doorstep?

Or because of the way his government engineered the 911 attacks?

Or because of the welfare checks the Zionists' get - more than anyone else in the world - to ethnically cleanse Palestine?

Or is it because of how Uncle Sam's Fed, the IMF, and the Federal Reserve use debt-leverage imperialism to enslave the South?

At 8:59 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Do you think it's hypocritical that lemmings who believe anything the prevaricating, terrorist Uncle Sam tells them yet spill so many words trying to impugn you for reaching out to your country's Indigenous and Black citizens?

Don't you think they should focus more critically on the atrocities committed by their own government and less on perfectly legal, non-violent actions undertaken by yours?

At 9:03 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Hey Hugo,

Everyone knows that the Uncle Sam's NED has funded and plotted several coup attempts and other treasonous behavior in your country just as it has in Lebanon, in Palestine, in Haiti, in the Ukraine, in Nicaragua, in Georgia, and so on.

This would really piss me off, so I wonder whether you've ever tried to bankroll a coup on Uncle Sam's plantation?

Or have you contented yourself with giving away heating oil to poor people living in the Bronx and New Orleans?

I can see how charity towards the poor would really anger those who suck-off the ruling class, but I'm just curious as to whether you've done anything more?

At 11:39 PM, Blogger Eyes said...

That's the rub...

When everyone's scratching their heads...

"Why do they do this?"...



Oh well...

We all only live ~100 years...

We all die...

Better to live a life well lived, knowing we've added to the betterment than to die with blood on our hands...

At 5:04 AM, Blogger American Crusader said...

Excellent comment eyes...

At 7:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah! j-bro. There you are my minxy minion.

Dinner tonight at my palace in Miraflores. Can you make it?

We're having your favorite escargot as the appetizer, and then we'll hop in my new Mi-35 Caribe to Maiquetia, jump in an SU-30 Mk2 Flanker, and go buzz the Columbians! What a pisser!

Hope ya can make it.

Meanwhile, I've got another TV station to go shut down. Damn those friggin CNN idiots and their Globovision! I swear, I won't get to enjoy any peace until I've got them all selling Mao's little red book 24/7.

Well, you know how that goes. Disinformatzia, disinformatzia, and MORE disinformatzia!

Keep spreading the good word about my socialist paradise!


At 7:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ps - Fidel sends his hardiest "Hola, amigo!" but won't hbe able to make dinner tonight. Seems Raul forgot he'd taken the safety off and shot another four of his assistants, so Fidel's gotta go find a new place to dump the bodies. I swear, I don't know how Cuba's going to survive when Fidel's no longer around to keep Raul pointing in the right direction. Raul's just stupid enough to go Maoist on us and ruin everything!

At 1:52 PM, Blogger Freedomnow said...

Hugo, I hate President Bush and I was hoping that you could finance my book and movie. Its called "Bush Killed My Goldfish", based on a true story.

President Bush has gone too far. He assaults our media and could possibly alter our Constitution in order to stay in power beyond 2008 (At least you gotta admit he could do something like that). The dictator has packed our courts with crony judges, executed protesters, jailed political opponents and he may even change the flag so that the stars are on the righthand side!

The oppression is too much!

At 7:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must admit, I have a lot of curiousity about President Bush. I simply cannot understand how a man can govern a country when all the leading news organizations conspire against him. Had I been him, I would have shut down the "gay mafia" at the New York Times on my first day in office. Then I would have confiscated Ted Turner's CNN, and turned all the 3 majors news networks and departments over to Rupert Murdoch and FOX News.

Now if Bush were smart, he govern more like I do. In 2000, I got the legislature to grant me a one year Rule by Decree power. Then, after the coup attempt (did I tell you how I knew about that in advance and was prepared?), they granted it to me again. Suckers.

Now as to the flag, you simply need to decree that your enemies are NOT allowed to march with it (otherwise they try and wrap themselves in it). So you'll notice that many times, the opposition makes slight alterations to the flag, changing the stars, etc, to avoid arrest or putting a dove of peace under the stars, or changing the colors. What cowards!

It's also handy to be able to decree that no-one is allowed to criticize the President AND that no one can call my shut-down of RCTV a Taking. I took nothing, I only refused to renew their operating license, after all. And anything I say while I rule by decree is the law anyway. I AM the law. Le roi c'est moi.

Now when I first got into power, all the judges were against me. So I created a new Constitution and fired over 200 of the old farts. I then appointed very loyal Socialists with little judicial experience, who would interpret my new Constitution however I said it was to be interpretted... after all... it's like I wrote the Federalist Papers all by myself!

Now, many people accuse me of jailing my political opponents, and I guess that's true. I've got over 200 in jail right now for last weekends activity. But damn, George Bush, why don't you just call Cindy Sheehan and Jope Wilson traitors, put them into prison, and throw away the key. Are you stupid or something?

And torture, what's that. The damn Americans won't even return a known hijacker to me because they're afraid I might torture him. Like I would have girls put panties on his head and tease him about the size of his johnson. That would never happen. I'd simply nail his hands to a table and take a power drill to his temples. You should hear them scream when I do than!

Oh, and about all those killed and disappeared news reporters. I'll have you know that none of that was related to free speech. They were all traitors wqho gave me bad press about the 2002 coup and didn't immediately demand my release from the plotters.

And did I tell you how I told the Pope off last week and made him apologize? All of the Venezuelan people are indigenous. After all, we were born here. What those nasty European priests did to us, enslaving us like they did, was simply unconscionable.

And btw - I'm limited to serving out two terms of office as president, but guess what? When this terms up, I'll simply write a Constitutional Amendment and change it! The people love me, after all. How would it have looked if Fidel had only served two terms? This isn't a game of musical chairs, after all. What do you think Venezuela is, some kind of democracy? LOL!

And don't worry mr. freedomnow. I am coming to liberate you from your imperialist government. I will teach them to steal my oil, eh, errr, I mean the Venezuelan people's oil for a mere $3 a gallon! It's worth ten times that, if its' worth a penny! You've robbed us for far, far too long, you Yanqui dogs!

Viva la Republica Bolivariana! Viva Fidel Castro con si Cuba Libre (the drink, not the country). Y viva Hugo Chavez!

At 6:53 AM, Blogger nanc said...

sooooooo ooooogo - are you going to aid in the penning of hitlery's manifesto when the time comes? or have you been working with her on the sly? she has been crowing much lately about some of the same plans you have so deftly put into place in your own country.

thank you for your time. *:]

At 7:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, and no, I don't care about George Bush's goldfish and I don't need to pay people, e-r-r-r-r, most people to make anti-Bush propaganda. Look at john brown here. He does it just to be able to tell others that me, Fidel and Raul are his homies. And let's face it, without us, his life would have no meaning.

And ms. nanc, no, I'll not help Mrs. Clinton and she is NOT going to usurp control of my Bolivarian Revolution. Yes, she has all her advisors down here stealing plays for her playbook, but I refuse to give that ugly little tramp the time of day. Did her husband help me? No. I am where I am today despite the stupid gringo's.

Now if she were to get sanctions against Cuba lifted, then maybe, just maybe Cuba wouldn't be pressing me so hard to cut out the Yanqui imperialists.... but that's a conversation for another day.

Besides, when I gave my "Bush Devil" speech to the UN, did Hillary take me out on the town that night as a show of goodwill? No. She did not. I ended up getting drunk and picking up this beautiful girl... or at least I thought it was a girl until I grabbed her cajones and threw him out of my limo in the middle of the Grand Central Parkway! That was funny to watch... bouncity... bouncity... bouncity... Splatttt!

I love having diplomatic immunity!

At 10:25 AM, Blogger American Crusader said...

"I'm limited to serving out two terms of office as president, but guess what? When this terms up, I'll simply write a Constitutional Amendment and change it! The people love me, after all."

Pretty much sums up Chavez.
When is Kristallnacht?

At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was this crazy war ... long after this entire nation of ethnic natives of this continent were pushed back against the ropes .. where these guys in blue suits and these other guys in grey suits went berserk at each other and their respective "civilian" communities.

The middle eastern lands will find their feet, kick out pesky Europeans (currently Zionists and Neocons) who have been trying for centuries to undermine them, and then maybe deliver the world AGAIN from the ignorance that still grips it and its status quo. And I'm an AFRICAN!!

I bet you more Vietnamese were carpet bombed by the USAF then will ever be killed in a Lebanese civil war.


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