Saturday, November 17, 2007

Pharmacology




In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic

name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of

Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called

Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.



The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After

careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently

announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin,

Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in

liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage

suitable for u se as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to

literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call

this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of

'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast

implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means

that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky

boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to

do with them.

14 Comments:

At 10:30 AM, Blogger Brooke said...

Heeheehee!

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

LOL.

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger The Merry Widow said...

ROTFLMSS!

tmw

 
At 5:54 PM, Blogger Farmer John said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

 
At 7:16 AM, Blogger Brooke said...

Happy Thanksgiving, AC!

 
At 6:23 PM, Blogger Freedomnow said...

It looks like I have something to look forward to...

I am thankful!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

 
At 7:58 PM, Blogger kevin said...

That's pretty funny. Thanks!

 
At 6:03 PM, Blogger Obob said...

funny

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger nanc said...

OH SHIITE!

having a HARD time making words right now...

 
At 6:57 PM, Blogger Elmer's Brother said...

I heard that the makers of viagra were facing some stiff penalties.

 
At 4:53 PM, Blogger Gayle said...

LOL! I love Elmer's Brother's comment too. ROTF!

Happy belated thanksgiving! :)

 
At 2:08 AM, Blogger Billy said...

Muslim father murders daughter for not wearing hijab:

http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/284824

 
At 6:18 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Crusader,
You okay? Let me hear from you.

 
At 5:50 PM, Blogger Lawman said...

ROFLMAO!! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. That's classic!

P.S. I showed some of the guys here in Iraq your post. They just about busted up laughing.

 

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