> > Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate
> > on.
> >
> > The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating
> > table,
> > because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
> >
> > The second
> > responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them
> > is
> > color coded."
> >
> > The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
> > everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
> >
> > The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
> > workers...those
> > guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
> >
> > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You'r e all
> > wrong.. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
> > heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are
> > interchangeable