Wednesday, August 08, 2007

> > Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate
> > on.
> >
> > The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating
> > table,
> > because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
> >
> > The second
> > responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them
> > is
> > color coded."
> >
> > The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
> > everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
> >
> > The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
> > workers...those
> > guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
> >
> > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You'r e all
> > wrong.. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
> > heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are
> > interchangeable

10 Comments:

At 6:43 AM, Anonymous daniel said...

Heard that one, but good AC.
Good vid in the last post.
Good to see ya blogging again, take care bro.
FTGF!

 
At 9:04 AM, Blogger Steve Harkonnen said...

WB, AC....I've been checking!

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger Farmer John said...

Really? I have yet to see a politician with a head...

 
At 6:30 AM, Blogger Jungle Mom said...

lol!

 
At 9:43 AM, Blogger Brooke said...

Great! LOL!

 
At 5:57 AM, Blogger Urban Infidel said...

That's a good one.

Observing a politician operate up close is a wonder to behold. 'Slickness' doesn't begin to describe it.

Nice to see you back in action, AC!

 
At 11:44 PM, Blogger Static Brain said...

Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. :-)

 
At 6:01 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

The wry truth, huh?

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger John Brown said...

Go Tommy Thompson!

 
At 4:27 AM, Blogger The Merry Widow said...

Politicians are slicker than snot on a doorknob!
Welcome back, AC! Hope you enjoyed your vacation and visit with your daughter!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

 

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