Thursday, September 21, 2006

"Inshallah!" Hugo Chavez

Hugo Chavez is learning Arabic. Can his conversion be far behind?

Rumors stated that Satan made an appearance this week at the United Nations. There were scattered reports of smelling "sulfur" near the podium at the 61st session of the UN's General assembly.

"The devil came here," Chavez said. "Right here. Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today, this table that I am now standing in front of."

Chavez suggested President Bush see a psychologist because he thinks he "rules the earth".

He then made the sign of the cross, brought his hands together as if praying and looked up to the ceiling.

Does anyone know another phrase for "Waste of Time"?
How about UNITED NATIONS....

On a sad note..the US Navy retired F-14 Tomcat
Although still swift and deadly, the F-14 is a victim of changing times. For example:

•Sophisticated missiles have made its specialty, aerial dogfighting, obsolete. Opposing aircraft target each other from miles away, often before the pilots can see each other except on radar.

•Precision bombing is the new priority, and despite modification, the Tomcat can’t carry the loads of the new F/A-18 Super Hornet.

•It’s too expensive in the long run. The jet that flew its first combat missions in September 1974 requires 50 hours of maintenance, compared with five to 10 hours for the Super Hornet, for each hour of flight time.

It was the best in its day. No other aircraft came close when it came to aerial dogfighting.


At 7:18 AM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

Hiya long as we permit these fiascos at the UN in NY and legitimize these animals........the circus will go on!...bring on the elephants next!

At 9:19 AM, Blogger American Crusader said...

I would rather my tax dollars went on elephant food then on the United Nations.

At 10:38 AM, Anonymous jay said...

Chavez...Tomcat...Time for one more mission?

At 2:31 PM, Blogger American Crusader said...

It would be a great finish for this American warbird.

At 9:03 AM, Blogger Brooke said...

My fantasy: President Bush on the Phone to Hugo...

"Oh, you think I'm the Devil, huh? How 'bout no more UN appearances, get your "ambassadors" out today, and no more foreign aid bankrolled by the US taxpayers.

Oh, you think the cost of our oil will go up that much? I guess we'll just have to pump Alaska and that new Gulf deposit a tiny bit harder... And give the taxpayers back a little more on their returns come January with all that money we'll save NOT GIVING YOU ANY.

Good luck with those elections, Hugo... HAHAHAHAHahahahaha" CLICK.

At 12:01 PM, Blogger nanc said...

wonder which of the two will convert...

At 1:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's strikingly suspect how he bagged ass out of New York after his speech at the UN.

I hope it is all coincidence and has nothing to do with any threats imposed for Ramadan there.

At 7:41 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Hugo Chavez is learning Arabic. Can his conversion be far behind?

Guess he wants to read the Koran in the language of Allah. **pfttt**

Ahmadinejad and Chavez at the UN--both of them acting the ass. Can the UN get any more discredited?

At 5:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My post on the F-14.
And the S-3b Viking will be decomissioned in Sept.
Go Navy!


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